1. I believe that women were born to drive men crazy. (I agree)

2. I believe that old people should get on the plane last rather than first. They move slower so why let them hold everyone else up!

3. I believe that it is ironic that marital rape is still legal in Singapore but homosexual intercourse is not, yet no one made that big a fuss about the former, as compared to the latter.

4. I believe that a legalized drug should be invented that can put kids to sleep for a couple of hours when they start being annoying in restaurants and cinemas. Everyone wins including the parents.

5. I believe that the government should build a separate train station for people to commit suicide in, so that they don’t disrupt the service for the rest of us. Like hello, some of us gotta work?

6. I believe that food shouldn’t take more time to cook than to eat it.

7. I believe that tissue paper seat reservations in food courts be punishable by law and include mandatory caning.

8. I believe that the movie V for Vendetta was based on Singapore.

9. I believe that women lie when they say size doesn’t matter.

10. I believe that it is discriminatory for men of other religions other than Islam to not be able to have more than 1 wife. I have a lot of love to give, more love than any 1 woman can handle.