Best Knock Knock Jokes of All Time

Knock, knock!!
Who's there?
Interrupting cow!
Interrupting... (Interrupt)
Moo! view entry > | edit entry >

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Control Freak. Now you say, "Control Freak who?" view entry > | edit entry >

I know a great knock-knock joke.
Ok, tell me.
All right. You start.
Ok, knock, knock!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Banana. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Banana. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Banana. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say "banana"?… view entry > | edit entry >

Will you remember me in an hour?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a day?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
I… view entry > | edit entry >

Will you remember me in an hour?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a day?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
I… view entry > | edit entry >